what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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