a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

whats better than 24................. 25

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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