What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Paul Dylan King!

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BWAT

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Nah

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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ps3

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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