Where's my tractor?

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Is this a chair?

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Poop

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Ha

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What is next?

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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