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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

your mom

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

whos gay? you are

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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