- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

a black father

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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