How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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123 Main street

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Lebron Traveled

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Good.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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