It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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