A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

This is not a good joke.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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