- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

my mom raped yerr foot

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why was Timmy sad?

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

What is big and white, not the moon CC

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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