Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Women's rights.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What is worse than hell?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Anti Joke

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