Society.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Cows go moo.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

my mom raped yerr foot

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What sucks?

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

George Bush.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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