- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

i love huge wieners.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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