How old is victor? Old

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Your Mom

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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kiss me?

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

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