how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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penis

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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asparagus

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Rock mattress.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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