What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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