Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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The 19th Amendment

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Anti Joke

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