larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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