Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Women's rights

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democracy

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69

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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