- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Whats9+10 19

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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