- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What is worse

No it isn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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