Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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