- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Garry Glitters on here

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Jake Bowar

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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