What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Wats a joke?

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

i'm not gay

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

A black man walks into a book store.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

what is stupid and reading this you

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