There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Women's rights

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Nathan Gooderson.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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