Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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brett is a dick

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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monkey sponge

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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