- Anti Joke

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

wanna hear a joke. i do to

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

I like to eat people