Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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