this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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ugh good riddance

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Ha

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Chayton

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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