- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Poop

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Jake Bowar

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

robin, get in the car.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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