womens rights

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Women's rights...

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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