A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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c+t+c?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Hello

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Lil' Wayne

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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