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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

What is 2+2? 4!

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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