Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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