Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Knock knock What

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Matty B

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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ugh good riddance

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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