- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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