how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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rape that shit

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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FAP

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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