Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Do you need any assistance?

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Anagram.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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1234 5

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Tennesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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