Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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monkey sponge

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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God is real

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Wheelchair high jump

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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