what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

ugh good riddance

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