- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

You smell bad? Cool.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

How much is an abortion? A life

Your mom

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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