Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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OBAMA

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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