Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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gay rights

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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