what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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I like to eat people

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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