An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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hey.

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A black guy with his family.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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9/11

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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42

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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