what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Matty B

Nice weather we're having.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Poop

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Knock knock What

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

The 19th Amendment

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Jake Bowar

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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