What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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