The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

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