Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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