Black Veil Brides.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Penis-Pump

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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