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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What's dead? Your mum.

Why was Timmy sad?

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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