That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Men's rights.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Wheelchair high jump

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

GINGER PEOPLE

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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