What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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A black goes to college

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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