What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Nobody cares.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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