what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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hey.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Video Games

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Anti Joke

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