Knock knock *No one was home*

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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