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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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