Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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gay rights

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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