Is this a chair?

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Ancient Greeks rights

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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