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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Women Voting

My mom.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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