what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Knock Knock. Come in.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What sucks?

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

knock knock

womens rights

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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