- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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