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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

How old is victor? Old

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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