Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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