Whats White and sticky? Semen

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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