What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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