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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Du bist mein Kampf

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is a question?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

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