Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Tennesse

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Teen pregnancy

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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