Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Ham sandwich

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Boobs are nasty!

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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baby loves lalma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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