- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

George Bush.

I have no ideas.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What sucks?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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