What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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This is my joke. funny

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hey bill!

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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