Ryan Chang is funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What is worse than hell?

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

69, hahaha

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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