Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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666

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Knock Knock Come in

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i eat poop

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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