How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Anti jokes.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

anne hatthaway

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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