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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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don't look behind you

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Gestapo.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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:-)book

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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*you're

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Anti Joke

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