Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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