Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Your mom

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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YOLO.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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