How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Communism

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Matty B

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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im a selling a car

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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