- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Communism

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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