Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Chuck Norris

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I only like NY as a friend.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Looks through the peephole.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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