Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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you will now laugh.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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