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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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