A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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BWAT

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