Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

baby loves lalma

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

toast points

in the begining... god made some stuff

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Black Veil Brides.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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