A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Justin Bieber

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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