How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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I like to eat people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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