A day without sunshine is like night.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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A blind man walks into a bar

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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