This is not a good joke.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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