Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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poop

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anne hatthaway

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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