What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Japan called... They need help.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Your social life

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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