A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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