Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What sucks?

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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My mom just died....

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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22

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Penis!

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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