This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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I can Nazi

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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