Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Nice weather we're having.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Chuck Norris.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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