What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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