- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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