My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Your mother

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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