How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Anti Joke

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