Obama-Care

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Women's rights.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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How do magnets work?

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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