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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Steve Jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Communism

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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