Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Nathan Gooderson.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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