- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

I avhe dyiaexls.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Amputations.

Knock knock runs away laughing

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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