- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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