What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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BWAT

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Womens rights

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Black Veil Brides.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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