What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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