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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What's up? The sky.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Women's Rights

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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