why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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