How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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whats pale and white your ass.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Hello

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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