Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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