Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Microsoft Windows

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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