What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Your Mom

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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