If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Working hard or hardly working????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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