- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Anne Frank.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Unflushed Shit...

roses are red, violets are violet

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

gay rights

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Looks through the peephole.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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