why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Looks through the peephole.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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