what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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imadewords

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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