Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Johnson stops eating

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Anne Frank.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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