What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Left. That one direction...

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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