- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Don't think of granny porn

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

alert("The Game");//

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

My mom.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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