- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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