Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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The Holocaust

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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democracy

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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oh hiya come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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