What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Knock knock *No one was home*

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

The WNBA.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Ben Colbert is gay

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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