[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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