What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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