silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

imadewords

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

69, hahaha

Rock mattress.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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