What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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women leaving the kitchen

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Compton

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whats pale and white your ass.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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