- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side