What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Boobs are nasty!

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Women's football

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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