How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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A seal walks into a club.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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