I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Susie has Autism

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

S.O.P.A

Chayton

Enchilada

To mamas so fat shes fat

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Barack Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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