Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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It says so on your cap.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Canida

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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