How did the blond die? Substance abuse

im black

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

what do you call a black man named mike

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

That's Racist

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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