Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Anti Joke

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