- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Left. That one direction...

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

George W. Bush

potato farming

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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