How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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i love antijokes

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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YOU IS DUM

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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