- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Oh, I must be hearing things.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Yeah, totally.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

guess what? chicken butt.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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