your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Compton

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Tennesse

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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