Tennesse

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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