- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

dog

I don't get it

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

NEVER

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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