How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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women's rights.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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who smells? •Liam

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Potato

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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