- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Women's sports.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Banana(s)

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What is brown and sticky?

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

women have rights

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