Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

96

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Trashcan!

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Banana(s)

Penis.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Jokes are funny.

What is brown and sticky?

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...