Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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666

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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