What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Chayton

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

DOWN

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Vagina-Boob

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Blarg

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

69

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

maddie latino

Frown is a four letter word.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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