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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

like for a handjob.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

That's Racist

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Knock Knock No one answers....

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Penis jokes.

Ass

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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