what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Did you know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What is next?

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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