Your doorbell is broken.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Get in the van

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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