Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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SPAMS!!!

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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