- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

balls in ya mouf

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Yeah, totally.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Jake Bowar

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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