Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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antijokes

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It says so on your cap.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Sex. That is all.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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